From the Book of Matthew

Reed and I find ourselves asking Matthew to say the prayer more than his fair share. We just can't help it. He says the funniest things, it is really hard not to crack up. His prayers are more like random conversations where there is no asking or thanking, just him stating random things we did that day or things he doesn’t want to happen. He usually mentions wanting to build a rocket ship, or to go camping (he's never been) in every prayer. He also asks for the Earth to not blow up and for Heavenly Father to come down and zap him with his hand so that he won't watch too much t.v.

A while back a cup of water was spilled on the floor. I asked Matthew what happened and he said a ghost spilled the water. I asked him what the ghost looked like, and he said it was white and brown. Mysteriously, that ghost has returned when there are messes to be found.